• parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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marvel’s black widow | teaser trailer (x)

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 21:10 VIA - SOURCE

what-mom:

friends: want to go out later?

me: i can’t i have plans

image

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:31 VIA - SOURCE
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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:24 VIA - SOURCE

atraversso:

NYC Sunset by Jose Tutiven

Please don’t delete the link to the photographers/artists, thanks!

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:23 VIA - SOURCE

wearyvoices:

Zoe Saldana by Chris Nicholls for Fashion Magazine | 2014  

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:10 VIA - SOURCE
bellucci-bella:

Monica Bellucci portrait from the 1997 Cannes Film Festival

bellucci-bella:

Monica Bellucci portrait from the 1997 Cannes Film Festival

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:06 VIA - SOURCE

Click here for HQ! :) | Ellen Page by Nino Munoz for Flare Magazine June 2014

Click here for HQ! :) | Ellen Page by Nino Munoz for Flare Magazine June 2014

Posted September 30, 2014 @ 20:05 VIA - SOURCE